But ended up going here:
Felt like this the entire time:
After showering and chilling around the house for an hour I sneezed.
Then three times.
I am a solo sneezer.
Arrived at work tonight and sneezed twice again.
Now I feel like this:
Nose is running, eyes are tearing up, head is stuffy, and drinking tea like a chain smoker.
I feel pretty darn good if I could just lop off my head.